When I was living in Japan, one of my absolute favourite things to do was to walk around buying every Haagen Dazs flavour I could find. I hope my Mum’s not reading, but one day in particular, I ate nothing but Haagen Dazs. And a surprising consequence of this? I am the only person in the history of time who actually put on weight, not lost it, in Japan.
The (other) result of all this research? Salty Butter Biscuit for President. Send me your size, I’m going to get some t-shirts made.